The alarm goes off. It's an irritating buzzer sound. I roll over and hit snooze. It doesn't go quiet, so I turn it off. Nothing happens; it's still buzzing, and, of course, getting more annoying. I jump up and unplug everything in the 2 outlets on that wall. Still going. What the fuck? I'm starting to get pissed off and very confused. I have auditory sensitivities, but even a normal person would be going crazy at this point. I pick up the clock, and it is certainly unplugged, but still buzzing wildly. I hold it by the end of the cord and swing it over my head. I then smash it into the floor as hard as I can. It bounces back, unscathed. I repeat. Still no damage. So, I swing it with more anger. The cord snaps and the clock goes flying around the corner and down the stairs. My downstairs neighbour yells up to me that it has stopped and I should calm the fuck down. "It's stopped??" I ask, because I can STILL hear it.

"YES!!" Oh...she's really mad at me.

Then I wake up and realize that my buzzing alarm has been going off the whole time, but I had slept through it.